Coin Owners Association

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OUR VERY OWN $COA SONG!LISTEN WHILE U SCROLL!

Make sure youre in the right coin! $COA will never ask for nudes!Dev wallet: H6zjqCikvYpw963uSRnP88rVF7Agb5QWoSuPsZ4hTvtnCA:5sHWq43KgdPRGgopmbgTgjN6cNR6C8JisKbgaPzVpump

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Our Mission

In Coin Owners Association, we strive for every holder to be able to hold without fear. We paid enough, so why fear? Fuck that. $COA is here for the people, and the people only. Every hodler is a valued member of the community and plays a significant role. We plan to turn every trencher into a $COA member. $COA will be plastered EVERYWHERE.

About

The $COA (Coin Owners Association) is loosely based on the HOA, (Home Owners Association). We work hard and keep a vigilant eye to make sure the community's bags are kept safe. No stinking cabal, No fud, No fomo, and no fucking selling.

ROADMAP

  • Phase 1 – The Cope Era (Already Done) Buy a token

  • Dev rugged

  • Community took over in 8 minutes

  • Made my own coin $COA

  • Made this roadmap

  • Phase 2 – Meme Warfare (Current Phase – You Are Here) Spam “C.O.A.” under every crypto tweet

  • Get ratio’d by Toly (goal: under 10k likes on his reply)

  • Photoshop every influencer holding a COA jacket

  • Convince at least one KOL it’s a real DAO

  • Phase 3 – The Cope Harder Era (Next 48 Hours) Top 10 trending on DexScreener

  • Fake CEX listing screenshot (Binance Tier 1)

  • Accidentally send 5% supply to Toly

  • He burns it → instant “based” status

  • Phase 4 – Cope Maxxing (1–2 Weeks) Drop COA varsity jackets (print-on-demand, ships in 8 years)

  • Start “Coin Owners Association” NFT collection (10k identical PFPs of a chad holding a revoked mint key)

  • Get rugged by our own NFT dev (tradition)

  • Community takes over the NFTs too

  • Phase 5 – The Final Cope (Moon or Zero) Reach 69M market cap: airdrop lambos (Hot Wheels)

  • Reach 420M market cap: change name to “Cope Owners Association”

  • Reach 1B market cap: list on Coinbase, immediately get delisted for being too honest

  • Go to zero: frame the chart, call it performance art, sell as NFT

  • Phase 6 – Eternal Cope (Post-Death) Token lives forever at $0.0000000001

  • Official slogan becomes: “We never sold”

  • Every Christmas we gather in the X Com and sing the COA anthem

  • Not financial advice. Cope responsibly.

  • CA: (already in your clipboard, you degen)

Contact

Have a question? Thinking of selling? (DONT!) Reach out to your community members and the owner of COA himself! Certified experts 24/7 support ready for all your needs!